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I was staring at the nameplate on my desk today.  I stared at it so long that it didn't look like my name anymore.  You know how when you say a  word a bunch of times it doesn't sound like a word anymore?  It's weird when that happens to your name.

I have not been getting enough sleep.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Note that they did toast me 4 times--5 if you count the double toast as 2.  If Bri actually does move in with us, it's going to be bad ass.

1. To woomies
2. To Bri flashing the neighbors.
3. To stop sitting on my face while I sleep.
4. To stop licking me while I'm there.
5. To Baboo.
6. To Halloween undies.
7. To TV on DVD.
8. To obnoxious Ian.
9. To not knowing what the milkshake is.
10. To spasming diaphragm.
11. To fuck the future.
12. To Erin's B.O.
13. To bunk beds.
14. To nudity.
15. To being loud Bri.
16. To superfreaks.
17. To keeping the oysters down!
18. To knowing all the silly people in my life.
19. To the flip flop swallow.
20. To FUCK GWEN STEFANI.
21. To Bri's older sister Allison.
22. To endearing assholes.
23. To the fact that Bri had sex with Glen.
24. To Bri's memory.
25. To finding someone their same height.
26. To the car stealing Jen's va-jay-jay.
27. To what Bri was going to say.
28. To fuck that bitch.
29. To the Plan.
30. To Deidre.
31. To being a daughter now.
32. To Thanksgiving.
33. To fuck UNCG Rugby girls.
34. To drinking like we're rugby players.
35. To Allison.
36. To the rent check.
37. To having everywhere to go.
38. To double Al.
39. To Mountain support.
40. To core support.
41. To mother fuckin hell yeah Al.
42. To being evicted.
43. To British movies and fuck Bri.
44. To Bri farts.
45. (no toast)
46. (no toast)
47. (called Bri's mom for a toast.) To figuring it all out.
48. To missing some.
49. To the incredible
50. To Shaugn.
51. To Honky and Snotty.
52. To fabulousness mixed with generosity and goodness.
53. To doing what you have to do.
54. To poop on Drew.
55. To my mother.
56. To no socially awkward.
57. To fair enough.
58. To dropping out.
59. To nice lessons.
60. To sixty.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Glen and I went to this huge free concert in downtown Gboro a few weeks ago.  We saw the Avett Brothers, the Violent Femmes, and Whild Peach.  Real good.  Had dinner at Natty Greene's with Cathy and Nolan.

We went to a wine tasting/concert @ Black Wolf Vineyards.  Saw the Avett Brothers again.  Had dinner with Cathy and Nolan and some of their friends.  They fucked up Cathy's meal so bad that she and Nolan walked away with 6 free bottles of wine.  

Derek and Laura had an 11lb. baby Lorien!!!!  Glen and I went to Raleigh and hung out with the fam in the waiting room while she was being born.  We went with Laine and Shannon to a bar during hour five and got munchies.  A good time was had by all.  And Shannon and Erin and I are aunts now!!!

Emily and Bri came to visit and had a hard core power hour with Erin and Lissa last week.  Erin called me at work to let me know everyone would be here, and made a crack about Emily and Bri and I forming a We Fucked Glen Club.  Bri was there and when she said it, and she and I could hear each other groaning over the phone.

Bri is here now, she and Erin have just completed another power hour.  Bri is moving in with us!!  WOOHOO!!  She's going to try to get a job at Baptist Hospital.

Word.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Derek: have you ever just really wanted to rip off all your clothes and run up and down the street screaming at the top of your lungs?
Derek: i don't mean rip off your clothes in a sexual way -- more like a freedom kinda of way ...

Me: does this imply there is supposed to be a time when i DON'T feel like doing that?
Me: and in fact am not doing it at this moment?
 
 
 
 
 
 
When asked to choose a PIN of "4 digits", I can understand some people may confuse "digit" with "letter".

But when I reply back with "I'm sorry, it must be 4 numbers" please do not tell me "ABCD" again, twice... I don't want to have to explain to an adult the difference between "numbers" and "letters".
 
 
 
 
 
 
thekillerpeach: her husbands dying
thekillerpeach:
oh don't you feel like an ass
xeyerhysx:
oh,wow I didn't know that...
xeyerhysx:
Well she's still a bitch
 
 
 
 
 
 
xeyerhysx: what?
thekillerpeach:
erin went to the beach with her best friend lissa, where they met up with lissa's sort-of boyfriend
thekillerpeach:
before they left, he called
thekillerpeach:
and was like
thekillerpeach:
soooo...what are the chances of a threesome?
thekillerpeach:
lissa was like um...WHAT?
xeyerhysx:
ROTFL
xeyerhysx:
Thats real smooth
thekillerpeach:
he was like, i just don't want it to be, like, the unanswered question of the weekend
thekillerpeach:
i know right
thekillerpeach:
glen was like
thekillerpeach:
the balls on this guy!
thekillerpeach:
you don't ASK for a threesome!!
thekillerpeach: you just get them really drunk and hope they start touching each other!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
4:39 PM me: cool
  how is she doing now?
 Derek: shes tired a lot
 me: i bet
4:40 PM Derek: and she says she feels like shes in alien
  me: lol
  maybe she is
 Derek: heh
  you never know
 me: have you felt the baby kick and stuff?
4:42 PM Derek: oh hell yeah
  she's like a freakin hockey player already
  though laura doesn't like the crosschecks much
  you can actually see the baby kick
4:43 PM its like part of lauras abdomen will violently surge
4:44 PM thus ... you know ... the alien references
  me: wow
  heh heh
4:45 PM Derek: its cool as hell
 me: sweet
  I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED
4:48 PM Derek: oh holy ass -- i didn't tell you
  lauras sister jennifer is having twins
 me: cool!
 Derek: she got pregnant in like june or something
  so Lorien will have 2 cousins real close in age :-)
  which will be awesome
4:49 PM me: well then you guys can leave lorien with us when you go to the hospital when jennifer goes into labor
  :)
  yeah--i guess my kids will be younger
  just don't let your kids tie them to a tree and pelt them w/ crabapples, ok?
 Derek: lol
  i'll see what i can do
4:50 PM me: 'cause if heredity has anything to do with it, you know lorien will get all the blame
  Derek: have already failed to prevent one incident i think i'm well prepared :-P
 me: heh heh
 Derek: lol
  seems that way
4:51 PM me: of course, MY kids won't have an attitude like our darling cousin nick used to have
  :)
  listen to me
  they'll probably be big brats now
 
 
 
 
 
 
Lissa: im still going to punch glen in the testes
 me: hey i need those
9:20 PM Lissa: fine fine, but i only spare him for you
  me: heh
 Lissa: i may force him to have sex with a bee
  
 me: he almost got hit with dragon fly spooge a couple weeks ago
9:21 PM he saw them doing it and ran into the house like a bat out of hell
 Lissa: he should just accept it
  i mean honestly
 me: the animal kingdom is coming for him
9:22 PM Lissa: and there is nothing he can do.....
  besides all the animals
  me: heh
  btw, he's on gmail now too
9:23 PM 
 Lissa: nice ill add him
  under BITCH
 me: heh
 
 
 
 
 
 
Be wary of referring to your library coworkers as your "library family," even if you do have librarians who fit the description of the deadbeat dad, the overbearing guilt-wielding mother, the retarded younger brother, the slutty sister, the religious zealot aunt, the drunk uncle, the weird brainiac cousin, the reclusive teenage brother, the nihilist goth son, the over-achieving daughter, the senile grandmother, the grandfather who won't turn up his hearing aid, the trying-too-hard-to-be-cool step-dad, the computer geek nephew, the hypochondriac niece, and the toddler who's always crying.